200 Cigarettes 1999 New Years Eve, 1981, the Lower East Side Monicas having a party, but as late as 9, no ones there She stews and drinks Folks are on their way, all looking for love, sex, or both En route, paths cross, gambits misfire a performance artist, her boyfriend until today and his long time pal Lucy, two Long Island high school girls, two punk rockers, a bartender, a Scottish painter whos lousy in bed, a pretty face named Jack who runs when women say they love him, his cute but clumsy date Cindy, two trendy vamps, a loquacious cabby, the man crazed Hillary, and Elvis Costello Nearly everybody smokes, and nearly everybody scores And all get who and what they deserve