Townies 1999 Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos Dickie is a lonely dumpster driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young womans corpse Pricey is a mute intellectually disabled girl with a lookalike baby doll When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbors young son Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways Youll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold