Good Night, Nurse 1918 An inebriated man stands in front of a drug store during a rain storm trying to light a cigarette Back at his home, his wife and butler see a report on the No Hope Clinics success curing alcoholics When hubby arrives home, bringing two gypsies and their monkey, his wife insists its time for the clinic Once there, he gets a look at various surgeries, and he wants out assisted at first by a woman who believes shes a mermaid He pretends to drown, he dresses as a woman, and, when running away, he inadvertently joins the towns annual fat man foot race But can he outrun the men in white coats