Hey, Stop Stabbing Me 2003 Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates But all is not well Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left And why do the rest of the roommates assume he joined a cult And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard And whats the deal with the monster thats stealing Hermans socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house As Herman searches for the answers hell learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH