The Hebrew Hammer 2003 Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah When Santa Clauss evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his fathers liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch Subsequently stepping into his fathers role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League and his brother in arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santas evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews