The White River Kid 1999 Brother Edgar is a generous entrepreneur of low quality socks who hides behind a self bestowed cassock to avoid the low level corruption of local sheriffs He has adopted Morales Pittman, who has bigger, more illegitimate dreams than Edgar The two travel about Arkansas, selling their socks and bumping into a variety of simple souls, including the eponymous mythic killer, who has engaged himself to Apple Lisa Weed and disavowed his life as a murderer Morales Pittman joins forces with Miss Apple Lisas dim witted brother, Reggie, to extort money from the local bumpkins, to the annoyance of the reigning provider of protection, Mr Pines Things come to a head as Edgar finds himself falling for the blind Eva Nell, who manages the best teahouse in Arkansas and Morales becomes more jealous of the place the Kid has taken in Edgars heart